Cat Camp NYC is this weekend! …
Cynthia suddenly looks up from the computer and yells –
Cynthia: Awww… I wanna go to Cat Camp!!
Marcy: What’s that?!
Cynthia: It’s the inaugural “feline-focused conference and adoption extravaganza” in New York City put on by the founders of Meow Parlour.
She continues to scroll through the Cat Camp site.
Cynthia: Oh wow! All the cool cats are going to be there.
The Dancing Cat with her brand new PussyHat Black Cat print (that she is also turning into T-shirts).
Xenotees with her purrfect cat ear pillow cases.
Shred My Couch with their quirky ukulele cat.
NotSo Kitty with her super cute cat bow ties.
Two Crazy Cat Ladies with their all-natural cat remedies.
Cynthia: These are all our cat friends! Even Kate Benjamin and Jackson Galaxy and the Kitten Lady are speaking. Not to mention cat rescue organizations like Best Friends and NYC Feral Cat Initiative.
Cynthia (whining): And Lil Bub!
Cynthia (pouting): Awwww… I feel … left out. Like the kid who got sick at the last-minute and couldn’t attend the rad sleep-over/movie/pool party.
Marcy takes a look at the Cat Camp website as Cynthia pouts.
Marcy: This looks fantastical. What is wrong with you? Why are we not there?
Cynthia (sighing): Because we are a continent awaaaaay. (She morosely shakes her head) I couldn’t figure out how to swing it this year.
Marcy: Okay. Well. Next year WE. ARE. GOING.
Marcy stalks off as Penelope Kitten enters dragging a sleeping bag and wearing 3D glasses and a life-preserver.
penelope kitten (squeaking): heard we’re havin’ a sleep-over.
who’s got the snacks ‘n s’mores?
*If you are in the New York City area be sure to check out Cat Camp next weekend!
Saturday and Sunday. March 11-12 at the Metropolitan Pavilion. 11am-7pm.
More info at Cat Camp NYC.