You’ll want to wear these beautiful and alluring cat masks all year round!…
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Cynthia and Marcy are mesmerized by cat masks.
Cynthia: Wow, Marcy. These cat masks are incredible.
Marcy: I know.
Cynthia: Usually for Halloween, I just throw on a pair of cat ears, slap on some cat whiskers with my black eyeliner pencil, attach a cat tail to my jeans, throw on a black cat tee, and call it a costume.
Marcy (scoffing): So unoriginal. So passe. So boring.
Cynthia: But seriously, these cat masks are so stunning… I want one to wear year round – not just for Halloween.
Marcy: I would not be opposed to that.
Cynthia (surprised): Yeah?
Marcy: Yeah. I want one too.
Just then Penelope Kitten walks in wearing oversized white coveralls that are held together with a black belt.
She’s carrying car wax and a bonsai plant.
Cynthia: Hey, P! Is that your Halloween costume?
penelope kitten (squeaking): yeah yeah. going as the karate kid.