Cynthia: Woo Hoo! Marcy. Listen to this amazing story! A missing cat named Gypsy was found THREE WEEKS after the Oklahoma tornado. She was hiding in the walls of her family’s destroyed house. She’s gonna be OK! (wink wink) Gosh, I love a happy ending.
Marcy: You are such a sap. I’m going to call you Sappy Cindy from now on.
Cynthia: Ahhh… Marcy…. Just watch. I bet you get choked up.
Marcy starts convulsing.
Cynthia: See, I told you it would choke you up. Don’t cry, Marcy. This is a happy ending!
Marcy regurgitates a very large hairball.