Cynthia: Hey Marcy! Look at the newest cat craze trending on Twitter. Cat Boarding!
A streak of white and black whooshes by
Cynthia: Uh… Marcy… why are you cowering in the closet? Oh. No! Don’t worry. It’s like skateboarding. Not the other thing. No water involved. Seriously. Just watch.
After 10 minutes and two treats later, Marcy peeks out with one eye and one pointy ear.
Cynthia: What do you think? Isn’t that hysterical?!!
Marcy: What a dumb ass.