They’ve got such lovely cat items for hoomans this year …
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Cynthia bursts through the front door and thrusts her arms in the air.
Cynthia: Anthropologie has redeemed itself!
Marcy: Ohhhh… what did you get? An adorable a-line skirt? A pretty printed blouse with a pussybow? Practical pants… with a twist?
Cynthia: Nah. It’s still polyester purgatory over there. But!
Cynthia pauses with a big gapey smile.
Marcy: But what?
Cynthia: They’ve got the sweetest sophisticated most purrfect cat inspired items for gift giving this year. These are my faves! Check ’em out!
Marcy: Ohhh… those are great!
Cynthia (greedily): I know. And, there’s more. Anthroplogie may have gone bonkers in their clothing department but their cat inspired gifts are on point.
Just then Penelope Kitten leaps by en pointe in her new ballet shoes and a rainbow tutu.
She slams face first into the coffee table.
Cynthia and Marcy look on, horrified.
penelope kitten (squeaking): ouchie. practice makes purrfect.
Penelope Kittens jumps up and takes another flying leap into the hallway as Cynthia and Marcy drool over the cat items from Anthropologie.
Slam. Crash. Boom.
penelope kitten (squeaking from the hallway): i’m fine.