hee hee hee…
Cynthia is busy at the computer.
She has a manic gleam in her eyes and a Cheshire Cat smile on her face.
Marcy wanders in.
Marcy: Why do you look insane?
Cynthia: I’m protesting.
Marcy takes a look.
Marcy: No, you’re shopping the Nordstrom website and checking the stock market every time you add something to your cart.
Cynthia (chuckling conspiratorially): Heh heh heh.
Marcy: Oh. I get it.
Cynthia’s eyes light up as she hits the “buy” button.
Marcy (sarcastically): You’re so subversive.
Cynthia: The future is female, Marcy. The future is female.
*Will Cynthia save the world in her nifty Nordstrom threads? Probably not. Nevertheless, she will persist.