And the verdict on the plaid pants is…
2pm. Thursday afternoon.
Marcy and Penelope Kitten are bickering over who gets to sit on the comfy blanket on the bed.
Cynthia jumps out from the closet in her new plaid pants. (40% off from LOFT!).
Cynthia: Ta Da!
Marcy and Penelope Kitten stop bickering and stare.
Cynthia tries again.
Cynthia (jumping): Ta Da!
Marcy: Is that your Halloween costume? Or are you joining a Scottish clan of jesters? Or running away with the circus?
penelope kitten (squeaking joyfully): bozo!
Cynthia checks out her new plaid pants in the mirror.
Cynthia: Okay, so I admit, they’re a little… loud.
Cynthia: They’re a little loud.
Cynthia: I said, they’re a –
Marcy: Hunh? Can’t hear you over the cacophony of the plaid.
Marcy: Plus, are you positively sure you want to parade around in horizontal stripes forming a large box-like shapes across the widest part of your hips and thighs?
Cynthia checks out her plaid pants from all angles, considering each one very carefully.
She reaches a verdict.
Cynthia: You know what? I see what you are saying… and… I don’t care!
These pants are fun. These pants are comfortable. They are loud and brash and awesome. And I am in love with them.
Cynthia boogie oogie oggie’s in her plaid pants.
penelope kitten: yay yay. luv the bozo bottoms!
Marcy: Well, it is your bottom and you can boogie your butt adorned in anything you want.
Marcy: But you should really boogie to bagpipes otherwise the Ringling Brothers will be confused.
New LOFT PSA:
*So remember when I sent out a PSA post that the entire LOFT store was on sale for 40% and it seemed like such a big deal?
Well, I have since come to find out that LOFT is regularly 40% off. And sometimes even 50% off or 60% off.
So. In conclusion. Never ever buy anything from LOFT unless it is on sale for at least 40% off. Ever.