9:30 pm. Marcy watches the credits roll on Project Runway Season 12 Episode 7.
Cynthia: Watcha watching, Marcypants?
Marcy: Project Runway and I don’t wear pants. I’m a cat. But if I did I would wear these.
|Miranda’s Super Cool Plaid Pants|
Cynthia: Ooooohhhh… those are super cute! I want to wear them!
Marcy: Yeah, well … you can’t. They were sent home.
Cynthia: They’re “out”? But they look so “in”! The other outfits must have been spectacular.
Marcy: You would think. Take a look at this.
Cynthia: Yuck. It looks like an eviscerated Smurf.
Marcy: And this.
|Jeremy’s “Pretty Woman” Look|
Cynthia: Yuck. It looks like wet toilet paper. Both of those designers are safe!?
Marcy: Yes, but I’m not finished. These were the top three looks.
|Alexandria’s Top Look|
|Ken’s Top Look|
|Helen’s Winning Look|
Cynthia: They’re all black. Where are we going? A funeral?
Marcy: All of the Smug Judges wanted to wear these three outfits.
Cynthia: Ah ha! There’s your reason! Fashion critics are too scared to wear plaid pants. Someone might make fun of them. I don’t think Nina, Heidi, Zac, and the other two guest meanies could handle it. They would rather be boring in black than provocative in plaid. They’re SCAREDY CATS!
|Scaredy Cat Sumg Judges|
Marcy: The Smug Judges are obsessed with being “Cool”. Miranda was dubbed “Not Cool” by them to which she acknowledged that they were right – she isn’t “Cool” and she doesn’t design for “Cool”.
Cynthia: That is SO COOL! I am not “Cool” and I don’t want to be “Cool”. I want to be stylish and quirky and sophisticated and fun and … well… ME!
Cynthia raises her martini glass. Marcy raises her Friskies can.
Marcy and Cynthia: CHEERS TO THE PLAID PANT WEARING GIRLS OF THE WORLD!! And a big MEOW to designers like Miranda Levy who stick to their (Tim) guns – by not bowing down to the Mean Girls of Fashion – and make clothes WE want to wear!
|We Heart Miranda|
Marcy: Anthropologie should call her.
Cynthia: Good idea, Marcy! Maybe we could get our paws on those super cool plaid pants after all!