Cynthia: Look who showed up at the last performance of our Hollywood Fringe Festival play, Telenovela Wives of Pancho Villa, in the cutest kitty cat romper?
Marcy: No way!
Cynthia: Yup. It’s her. Heather Pasternak.
Marcy: It is her. OMG. Hello Pasternak! We think you’re a ferociously funny and critically cool chick!
Cynthia: Heather was gifted this romper. Or, skort I should say. So we are not sure where it’s from.
Marcy: A what?
Cynthia: A skort. You know, a skirt from the front and shorts from the back. It was trendy in the ’80’s. I used to wear them all the time.
Marcy stares at Cynthia blankly.
Cynthia: Here’s a view from the back.
Cynthia: See what I mean?
Marcy: That’s a dress.
Cynthia: Oh. You’re right. Well anyway, here’s a close-up of the cat print.
|Close-up of Heather’s Cat Print Dress|
Cynthia: Not only is Heather a terrifically talented actor and stand-up comedienne, she is also a cat lover and advocate. And has been her whole life. She inherited it from her mom who used to help out strays in their neighborhood when she was a kid. Here’s Heather with a cat she rescued while living in Harlem, NY when she was a student at NYU.
|Heather and her cat|
Cynthia: How come you don’t hug me like that, Marcy? What am I? Chopped liver?
|Heather Getting A Kitty Hug From Her Cat|
Marcy: Oh, I’d hug you if you were chopped liver.
*If you are in Los Angeles, you simply must check out Heather’s stand-up act. She performs in the comedy clubs around here a few times a week and you can check out her dates and locations on her website, HelloPasternak.com