Guess who’s bringing the granny panty back in vogue?
Cynthia: Millennial Girls are bringing back the granny panty, Marcy!
Marcy: Bringing them back? They’ve been on your butt ever since I’ve known you.
Cynthia: Yes, but now they are considered trendy… and even a little… sexy.
Marcy: Yeah right. In your dreams. Did you ask Freddy about that?
Cynthia: As a matter of fact, I did.
Cynthia: Well, I had to explain that the trend is more of a full bottom look and not what one would consider a true granny panty.
Marcy: And? Did he buy it?
Marcy: Yeah. Guys like thongs and string bikinis.
Cynthia (suddenly angry): Yeah? Well, so what! Who finally cares?!
Thongs are uncomfortable. And horrible. And they make me grumpy. And I have had the fashion elite and that nebulous thing called culture telling me since 1985 that thongs are in and I am a complete nerd if I don’t wear the nasty things and now Millennial Girls are saying that granny panties are “in” because they are smart and don’t buy into you have to look like a stripper under your clothes and be uncomfortable to feel sexy!
Cynthia pauses to catch her breath.
Cynthia: I am much happier in granny panties.
Marcy: And friendlier.
Cynthia: Exactly. What do you think, Penelope?
penelope kitten: totes TMI.
*Just a little note that the photo above is not a photo of me. I wish it was me.
But, it is not.
*Granny Panties Galore!