Awesome fashion show photos of the More Than A Cone art festival/animal rescue event …
Cynthia, computer under her arm, warily tiptoes past a sleeping Marcy and into the kitchen.
Cynthia (whispering): Hi Awesome Readers! The official pictures of the More Than A Cone fashion show came out and they are so gorgeous, I have to share them.
As you know, Marcy hates those medical cones so much, she viciously attacked my computer screen last week. So, I’m going to sneak the pics in a post and hope she doesn’t notice.
The fashion show was Ah-Mazing! Bill Rangel designed an entire line of dresses made out of those plastic cones our pets have to wear around their necks as they are healing from surgery. It was a thrilling show. So creative.
Here are some of the best looks of Cone Couture.
And here’s the cuter than cute Judy Greer, host of the event, in a look I also love!
There were even some breathtaking aerialists from Lucent Dossier Experience!
And stilt walkers!
Cynthia (still whispering): Alas, I do not have an outfit photo of myself. I waited ’til the last minute to put on my lovely cotton machine washable navy blue sundress only to find that it had SHRUNK into a boobilicious baby doll catastrophe. In a panic, I wore something boring and refused to be photographed.
From the top of the refrigerator comes a… voice.
Marcy (ominously): You’re not looking at cones again? Are you?
Cynthia (startled): Aaaaackk! I thought you were sleeping!
Just then, Penelope Kitten wanders in.
penelope kitten: hi. hi.
heard there’s more cones.
strawberry today, please.
Cynthia hastily hits “publish” on her cone post, closes the computer, and runs out of the room to avoid any more discussion with cats about cones. Ice cream or otherwise.