Cynthia: What do you think, Marcy? Should I submit this picture to Effortless Anthropologie‘s Reader Outfits for Sunday?
|Cynthia in her Anthropologie Abbreviated Blazer
Dittos Jeans, Old Navy Top. 10 year old Seychelles Shoes
and Stone Seduction Jewelry Necklace
Marcy: No. There’s a plant growing out of your head.
Cynthia: Or this silly one?
Marcy: No. You look insane.
Cynthia (suddenly doubtful): Oh, I don’t know… sigh… those girls are so stylish over there, this outfit may not even be good enough. (perking up) You know, I could –
Marcy (interrupting): Hey! Are you really posting another hundred pictures of yourself on MY blog again, Cindy?
Cynthia: But Marcy, this is the fashion part of the blog. I have to post photos of me.
Marcy (indignant): Why? Why you? Why not me?
Cynthia: Isn’t it obvious?
Cynthia (gently): You don’t wear clothes.
Marcy (exasperated): I know! I’m a cat!
Cynthia: So what do you want me to do? I’ll post whatever you want.
Marcy: Ummm… hmmm… let’s see… gasp…Post a picture of me with my Teddy Bear.
|A sleepy Marcy with her Teddy Bear|
Marcy: And this poem that I wrote about him.
I love my cuddly friend,
Teddy Bear Ben.
He keeps me safe,
And he’s not an ape.
Cynthia gives Marcy a concerned look.
Marcy: What? I’m scared of apes.
Cynthia hesitates before posting, looking at Marcy strangely.
Marcy: POST IT!
Cynthia rolls her eyes but presses Publish.