It’s another Dear Marcy! Ask her anything and hope she doesn’t answer…
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I recently moved to South Florida from Ohio and could not wear my boots at all this winter.
Like, not even once. It’s that hot down here.
I love my boots but, sadly, had to abandon them.
So instead, I bought a pair of these super rad jeans/boots/sandals type shoes but am stumped as to what to wear them with. Any suggestions? (I mean, they look okay with shorts and tanks which is all anybody wears down here but I’d like something a little more exciting.)
Fashionable In Florida
Dear Not Fashionable In Florida,
I do not have a suggestion for you regarding those allegedly “super rad jeans/boots/sandals type shoes.”
Except – to maybe join a super rad country honky tonk band and move to rural Texas because that is the only place those stupid things would make any sense.
Then, I would say pair ’em with a red gingham checked shirt, a ten gallon hat, a belt with a huge gold buckle, a cross necklace, pigtails, and bright pink lipstick.
And a gun.
It’s ok. Texans like guns. (I should know as I am a former Texan. Shhhh…)
And you’ll need that gun to defend yourself when the locals start shooting their own at those allegedly “super rad jeans/boots/sandals type shoes” – right off your feet.
If you decide to not take this advice then please feed them to the alligators. Because Floridians will laugh at you.
And trust me, the last thing you need is Floridians in their shorts and tanks laughing at you.
P.S. Here’s a really cute red gingham checked shirt!
*Please email Marcy at MarcyVeryMuch@gmail.com if you have a pressing question (fashion or otherwise) that needs to be answered by an opinionated cat.