|Nicole Kidman 2015 Academy Awards
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Cynthia stares blankly at her computer. Marcy watches impatiently.
Marcy: What are you waiting for. Write the blog post on the Oscars fashion already.
Cynthia: I don’t know what to say.
Marcy: Well hurry up and figure it out. Our readers have been checking in all day to hear my catty critique.
Cynthia: So you write the post.
Marcy: I can’t. I fell asleep two minutes after the first boring gown slogged down the Red Carpet.
Cynthia: I fell asleep one hour into the Red Carpet it was so dull.
Marcy: This is terrible.
Cynthia: We’ve got awards show fashion fatigue. There are simply too many awards shows. How can anyone keep awards season fresh and exciting with so many? It’s impossible. Even the actors seemed fashion fatigued and like they had all given up and wanted to stay home in their pajamas eating chocolate chip cookies.
Marcy: Case in point. Jared Leto in lilac.
|Jared Leto 2015 Academy Awards
Photograph: Kevin Mazur/WireImage
Cynthia: Jared Leto is wearing a lavender eggshell Easter suit. (long pause) The least he could have done was get a matching umbrella.
Marcy: Enough said.
*Were Marcy and I so fashion fatigued that we missed some truly great gowns? Please let us know if you had any favorites so we can reconsider our catty critique.