Our recurring feature about those inexplicable manic fashion moments when all of a sudden we have to have a bizarre item of clothing. Immediately. …
Cynthia: Well this is concerning.
Marcy: What happened?
Cynthia: Hmmmmm…. not good, not good.
Cynthia: Well, I really and truly dislike the dark floral trend happening right now. In fact, I hate it. It’s from the early 1990’s grunge era which I despised back then and my feelings have not changed.
Marcy: Eww. There was a fashion era that was called “grunge”?!!
Cynthia: Oh yes – everyone wore floral Holly Hobby dresses/rompers, Doc Martens, and flannel. I hardly bought any clothes from 1990-1994.
Marcy: Ewww.I don’t blame you.
Cynthia: I exclusively wore boy’s 501 Levi’s and tees from Target.
Marcy: Ewwww. That sounds even worse.
Cynthia: Also, velvet was popular. I don’t like velvet either.
Cynthia’s eyes dilate and she becomes animated and manic.
Cynthia: So why oh why do I have to have this Floral Velvet Wide Leg Jumpsuit?! Like, right now?!
Marcy takes a closer look.
Marcy vomits up a hairball.
Cynthia : You know, you could have just said “no.”