Cynthia: Marcy. Yay! I figured out three ways to wear my cat t-shirt. Woo Hoo!
Marcy (aghast): You took pictures of yourself wearing a cat and plastered them on the internet. Is that normal?
Cynthia (very enthusiastically): Probably not. Okay. Now. This first look is called my “Zooey Look.” Cute. Quirky. Flirty.
|Zooey Cat Look|
Cynthia: This second look is my “Urban Cool” look.
|Urban Cool Cat Look|
Marcy: Stupid. And out of focus.
Cynthia: And this last look is what I like to call my “Kate” look after Katherine Hepburn. You know, wide leg pants and all.
|Kate Cat Look|
Marcy: Stupid. Wrinkled. And somewhat inaccurate I’m sure.
Cynthia: Oh Marcy, why are you trying to rain on my parade?
Marcy: Well, If you don’t know, I’m not telling you.
Cynthia: Tell me.
Cynthia: Please. I’ll give you a treat.
Marcy (very upset): THAT CAT ON YOUR SHIRT IS NOT A MARCY CAT! IT’S A PENELOPE KITTEN.
|i’m penelope i’m little but i’ll whap ya|
Marcy (now outraged): I HATE HER. SHE WHAPS ME ON THE HEAD! YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A MARCY CAT. NOT A PENELOPE CAT. IT’S MY BLOG!
Cynthia: Oh, Marcy… you’re right. Oh dear… I’m so sorry. I should have considered your feelings. I promise to –
Marcy (interrupting): WHERE’S MY TREAT?!
|Marcy has Cynthia wrapped around her paw|