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3 Ways To Style A Super Cool Cat Shirt

Cynthia:  Marcy. Yay! I figured out three ways to wear my cat t-shirt. Woo Hoo!

Marcy (aghast):  You took pictures of yourself wearing a cat and plastered them on the internet. Is that normal?

Cynthia (very enthusiastically):  Probably not. Okay. Now. This first look is called my “Zooey Look.” Cute. Quirky. Flirty.

Zooey Cat Look

Marcy:  Stupid.

Cynthia:  This second look is my “Urban Cool” look.

Urban Cool Cat Look

Marcy:  Stupid. And out of focus.

Cynthia:  And this last look is what I like to call my “Kate” look after Katherine Hepburn. You know, wide leg pants and all.

Kate Cat Look

Marcy:  Stupid. Wrinkled. And somewhat inaccurate I’m sure.

Cynthia:  Oh Marcy, why are you trying to rain on my parade?

Marcy:  Well, If you don’t know, I’m not telling you.

Cynthia:  Tell me.

Marcy:  No.

Cynthia:  C’mon.

Marcy:  No.

Cynthia:  Please.  I’ll give you a treat.

Marcy (very upset):  THAT CAT ON YOUR SHIRT IS NOT A MARCY CAT! IT’S A PENELOPE KITTEN. 

i’m penelope i’m little but i’ll whap ya



Marcy (now outraged):  I HATE HER. SHE WHAPS ME ON THE HEAD! YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A MARCY CAT. NOT A PENELOPE CAT. IT’S MY BLOG!

Cynthia:  Oh, Marcy… you’re right. Oh dear… I’m so sorry. I should have considered your feelings. I promise to –

Marcy (interrupting):  WHERE’S MY TREAT?!

Marcy has Cynthia wrapped around her paw






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